A Polar Bear came out of nowhere while Nick and his son, Luke, were walking in New Palatine and began mauling Nick. Nick, who couldn’t seem to get a leg up on the problem, began quaking back and forth. Luke suggested taking the Polar Bear to Dairy Queen to get a Blizzard to make him feel at home.
Nick, near beside himself with panic, tried to shake the bear loose but to no avail. In his mind the injuries were so severe that it required two band aid bandages to heal the rift in his leg. His son was overheard to say, “Oh, dad, you’ll live”. What little Luke did not realize was that his dad had lived one of the more wonderous moments of his life with that bear clinging to his leg.
The bear, on the other hand, was taken to a local hospital to determine if he had been poisoned. Indeed food poisoning is a serious offense. As for Nick he was last seen limping off into the sunset with son Luke at his side.